CHASE THE MORNING

bassedcod: Mmh, yeah, they really do get themselves into some shit, don’t they? >You smile...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:35 +0200

Mmh, yeah, they really do get themselves into some shit, don’t they?

>You smile as he kisses you, purring like a big stupid cat.

That’s certainly good. Wouldn’t want to be sleeping on the floor or in the bathtub for the rest of the month, huh?

>You pull him even closer to you, glad that he’d even want to be close to you, considering all the shit that’s happened.

YEAH.

>You laugh, chrrrring

>Since you’re that close to him, you kiss at his chest, his collarbone, his scars, his everything, everything you can reach.

WHY IS THERE SNAKE EVERYWHERE. I MEAN. I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED AT THIS POINT. BUT WHY.

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:15:56 +0200

WHY IS THERE SNAKE EVERYWHERE.

I MEAN.

I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED AT THIS POINT.

BUT WHY.

bassedcod: Well, Nomad’s been magiced into a troll, and he’s quite a bit feral. I made a fort for...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:55:11 +0200

bassedcod:

Well, Nomad’s been magiced into a troll, and he’s quite a bit feral. I made a fort for him on the couch so he’d at least have a makeshift cave to hide in.

>You smile and purr gently, nuzzling up against him and pressing a small kiss to his cheek.

Guess I’m just gonna have to bunk with you for a while.

>You throw the blue fleece blanket over his legs, and scoot closer to him. You love just being close to him, and you’ll definitely take every chance you can to snuggle.

OH MY GOD. THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN WITH THOSE TWO, I SWEAR.

>You kiss down his jawline.

WELL, I CERTAINLY WONT MIND~

>You chrrrr as you nuzzle into the crook of his neck. You missed cuddling, to be honest.

nomadicgunnman: [Got the trolls done!] sHRIEKS????

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:25:32 +0200

nomadicgunnman:

[Got the trolls done!]

sHRIEKS????

A SMALL PSA.

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:02:44 +0200

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

CONSTANTLY HEAPING BAD SITUATIONS ON SOMEONE WHO HAS SURVIVED BAD SITUATIONS IS IN NO WAY A MEASURE OF HELPING AT ALL!! IT WON’T TOUGHEN HIM UP, ASSHAT, IT’LL ONLY UPSET HIM!

CAN HE SPEAK?

Tch… Fine, I’ll talk to him.

Somewhat. It’s really broken english, though. And he hasn’t tried typing yet.

GOOD.

IS HE AT LEAST NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE?

[making presentations is suffering having no material in the language in which you are making said...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:02:15 +0200

[making presentations is suffering

having no material in the language in which you are making said presentation and so having to translate all the things and the scientific terms from a completely third language is also suffering]

A SMALL PSA.

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:20:19 +0200

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

RUN.

OR DELETE THE POST BEFORE THE POOR DEAR GETS A HEART ATTACK, EITHER WAY.

HOW IS HE DOING?

Mmm…. nah. It’ll toughen him up. He’s been through worse.

He’s doing ok I suppose. His horns have stopped bleeding, which is good. And he’s calmed down considerably.

CONSTANTLY HEAPING BAD SITUATIONS ON SOMEONE WHO HAS SURVIVED BAD SITUATIONS IS IN NO WAY A MEASURE OF HELPING AT ALL!! IT WON’T TOUGHEN HIM UP, ASSHAT, IT’LL ONLY UPSET HIM!

CAN HE SPEAK?

i just wrote ‘sharks sometimes have an entourage’ in a hella srs context for school help...

Sat, 04 May 2013 21:10:04 +0200

i just wrote ‘sharks sometimes have an entourage’ in a hella srs context for school

help me god

A SMALL PSA.

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:55:55 +0200

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

WELL?

HE ALSO APPARENTLY HAS A TAIL, UNLIKE ME, WHICH IS WEIRD.

HOW SPECIFIC IS THE ANON?

Um…….

Yeah, I thought that was bizarre too. Not unexpected that he’s a freak, but still odd.

Just says troll, something about alternian culture imprinting but nothing else. He might know if that’s the case.

RUN.

OR DELETE THE POST BEFORE THE POOR DEAR GETS A HEART ATTACK, EITHER WAY.

HOW IS HE DOING?

A SMALL PSA.

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:47:16 +0200

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

HEY GUNZILLA, IF NOMAD DIDN’T ALLOW YOU TO POST THAT PICTURE OF HIM, YOU BETTER HOPE SHARKIRA AND HIS DOOM BROOM REACH YOU BEFORE I DO.

ON A MILDLY UNRELATED NOTE, WHERE EVEN IS NOMAD? IF HE HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING MAYBE I COULD SPEAK TO HIM IN ALTERNIAN, THAT MIGHT HELP.

Er… Well…

He’s with me. I didn’t even think about native languages, but who knows if he even could speak it since he’s not actually, well… native. Who knows, I’ll send him your direction after he’s been washed up~

WELL?

HE ALSO APPARENTLY HAS A TAIL, UNLIKE ME, WHICH IS WEIRD.

HOW SPECIFIC IS THE ANON?

nomadicgunnman said: Karkat, if you have any fucking will to listen to me at all, do NOT fucking...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:44:33 +0200

nomadicgunnman said: Karkat, if you have any fucking will to listen to me at all, do NOT fucking go to her ship. I swear to god.

YOU DON’T LIKE HER?

meow

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:43:20 +0200

CHRRRRRR.

nomadicgunnman said: [I have a M!A in boy box hehheh] ooooooooooo for which one of them?

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:41:19 +0200

nomadicgunnman said: [I have a M!A in boy box hehheh]

ooooooooooo

for which one of them?

So, )(i~ I've been t)(inking, we s)(ould talk in person!~ No )(ard feelings aboat t)(e w)(ole "watc)(ing your 'sprit torture me to deat)(" t)(ing, I'm over t)(at~ W)(at do you say, wanna swing by my place for a c)(at?~ 38)

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:40:01 +0200

[hOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN SITTING HERE????

TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

TUMBLR DIDN’T NOTIFY ME OF THIS, SORRY.

MAYBE LATER, BECAUSE MY HOUSE IS PACKED WITH STRANGE AND UNUSUAL THINGS AND I DON’T DARE LEAVE IT RIGHT NOW.

tyrianduplicity: loudmouthedlittleship replied to your post: loudmouthedlittleship replied to...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:38:48 +0200

tyrianduplicity:

loudmouthedlittleship replied to your post: loudmouthedlittleship replied to your post: your…

HAH, TRUE. OKAY

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU?

only IIf you joIIn the dark 2IIde of the fourth.

DOES IT HAVE COOKIES?

[Yo YK, how would you react to a cherub being in your house? Because it's gonna be happening soon]

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:38:17 +0200

I WOULD BE VERY VERY CONFUSED AND SLIGHTLY TERRIFIED.

[omg omg whats gonna happen? O: surprised face!!]

CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:34:10 +0200

nomadicgunnman:

Karkat? Karkitty? I like that name, yes yes~

>You stare as they float the pieces over to the table, wagging your curled tail excitedly. You pick up a slice, ignoring how hot it is due to the fact that most of your hide is semi-composed of steel. You sniff at it and lick it slightly, only for your nose to crinkle as your tongue burns. Shaking your head wildly, you set the pizza back down.

I can’t eat this! I can’t eat this sort of thing! Too hot and not soft enough.

>You giggle as Genie sort of throws a tantrum. They are such a silly creature… You reach to grab the pizza slice, blowing on it before nibbling slightly. Wow you… really really like this, and it’s easy to tell as you start tearing into it with much vigour.

My hair?… N-no Mr. Karkat, I do not think anyone ever has…

I’D PREFER KARKAT.

>You blink.

UHH OKAY.

HOW ABOUT JUICE FOR YOU THEN?

>You have no fucking clue what Genie eats at all! You kinda wish you could apparate Dirk’s magic biology book out of thin air, that would be cool.

>Oh Nomad though… Goodbye heartstrings, you knew them well.

CAN I COMB YOUR HAIR? PLEASE?

Cutes in Suits

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:31:49 +0200

bassedcod:

>You furrow your brows and grin, looking at him with amused confusion.

…Did you just call me a table?

>You look up from your menu (even though you already know what you’re getting).

It’s French, I think. I’m not that good at French, sadly enough.

>Eventually, the waiter comes around, and you place your orders. Sigh, okay. Time to fucking go. You take a deep breath, and steel yourself. Your stomach is tying itself in knots. You’re not really sure how to go about this, and you try not to look worried as you look up at him over the table.

…Hey, Cuttles?

MAYBE.

DAMN, HOW COME YOU KNOW THAT DIALECT TOO?

>Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>You place your order even though you have no idea what you ordered, you don’t speak this language!

YEAH SHARKIRA?

>Your eyebrows attempt to escape up your hairline at the sight of him.

…ARE YOU OKAY?

A SMALL PSA.

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:29:03 +0200

HEY GUNZILLA, IF NOMAD DIDN’T ALLOW YOU TO POST THAT PICTURE OF HIM, YOU BETTER HOPE SHARKIRA AND HIS DOOM BROOM REACH YOU BEFORE I DO.

ON A MILDLY UNRELATED NOTE, WHERE EVEN IS NOMAD? IF HE HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING MAYBE I COULD SPEAK TO HIM IN ALTERNIAN, THAT MIGHT HELP.

SEND HELP THERE IS A STRANGE BLACK MONSTER NUZZLING THE ELECTRIC SOCKETS WHAT IS HAPPENING I MAY AS...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:14:38 +0200

SEND HELP THERE IS A STRANGE BLACK MONSTER NUZZLING THE ELECTRIC SOCKETS WHAT IS HAPPENING

I MAY AS WELL TURN ON THE ADAMS FAMILY SOUNDTRACK WHAT WITH THE EVERYONE AT THE HIVE RIGHT NOW, JESUS.