Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are a YELLOWBLOOD.
You were HELMSMAN on a VERY DINGY OLD BOAT.
But you were RESCUED by an ANDREI AMPORA. He is darling to you.
Currently you are living in his APARTMENT and COMMANDEERING HIS COUCH TO WATCH MOVIES ON, using only the HUSKTOP for communication.
But recovery is very, very BORING.