May 2013
22 posts
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bassedcod:
Mmh, yeah, they really do get themselves into some shit, don’t they?
>You smile as he kisses you, purring like a big stupid cat.
That’s certainly good. Wouldn’t want to be sleeping on the floor or in the bathtub for the rest of the month, huh?
>You pull him even closer to you, glad that he’d even want to be close to you, considering all the shit...
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WHY IS THERE SNAKE EVERYWHERE.
I MEAN.
I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED AT THIS POINT.
BUT WHY.
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bassedcod:
Well, Nomad’s been magiced into a troll, and he’s quite a bit feral. I made a fort for him on the couch so he’d at least have a makeshift cave to hide in.
>You smile and purr gently, nuzzling up against him and pressing a small kiss to his cheek.
Guess I’m just gonna have to bunk with you for a while.
>You throw the blue fleece blanket over his legs, and scoot closer to him....
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nomadicgunnman:
[Got the trolls done!]
sHRIEKS????
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A SMALL PSA.
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
CONSTANTLY HEAPING BAD SITUATIONS ON SOMEONE WHO HAS SURVIVED BAD SITUATIONS IS IN NO WAY A MEASURE OF HELPING AT ALL!! IT WON’T TOUGHEN HIM UP, ASSHAT, IT’LL ONLY UPSET HIM!
CAN HE SPEAK?
Tch… Fine, I’ll talk to him.
Somewhat. It’s really broken english, though. And he hasn’t tried typing yet.
GOOD.
IS HE AT LEAST NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE?
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[making presentations is suffering
having no material in the language in which you are making said presentation and so having to translate all the things and the scientific terms from a completely third language is also suffering]
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A SMALL PSA.
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
RUN.
OR DELETE THE POST BEFORE THE POOR DEAR GETS A HEART ATTACK, EITHER WAY.
HOW IS HE DOING?
Mmm…. nah. It’ll toughen him up. He’s been through worse.
He’s doing ok I suppose. His horns have stopped bleeding, which is good. And he’s calmed down considerably.
CONSTANTLY HEAPING BAD SITUATIONS ON SOMEONE WHO HAS SURVIVED BAD SITUATIONS IS IN NO WAY...
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i just wrote ‘sharks sometimes have an entourage’ in a hella srs context for school
help me god
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A SMALL PSA.
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
WELL?
HE ALSO APPARENTLY HAS A TAIL, UNLIKE ME, WHICH IS WEIRD.
HOW SPECIFIC IS THE ANON?
Um…….
Yeah, I thought that was bizarre too. Not unexpected that he’s a freak, but still odd.
Just says troll, something about alternian culture imprinting but nothing else. He might know if that’s the case.
RUN.
OR DELETE THE POST BEFORE THE POOR DEAR GETS...
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A SMALL PSA.
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
HEY GUNZILLA, IF NOMAD DIDN’T ALLOW YOU TO POST THAT PICTURE OF HIM, YOU BETTER HOPE SHARKIRA AND HIS DOOM BROOM REACH YOU BEFORE I DO.
ON A MILDLY UNRELATED NOTE, WHERE EVEN IS NOMAD? IF HE HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING MAYBE I COULD SPEAK TO HIM IN ALTERNIAN, THAT MIGHT HELP.
Er… Well…
He’s with me. I didn’t even think about native languages, but who knows...
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nomadicgunnman said: Karkat, if you have any fucking will to listen to me at all, do NOT fucking go to her ship. I swear to god.
YOU DON’T LIKE HER?
tabbycatgoddess asked: meow
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nomadicgunnman said: [I have a M!A in boy box hehheh]
ooooooooooo
for which one of them?
sugary-empress asked: So, )(i~ I've been t)(inking, we s)(ould talk in person!~ No )(ard feelings aboat t)(e w)(ole "watc)(ing your 'sprit torture me to deat)(" t)(ing, I'm over t)(at~ W)(at do you say, wanna swing by my place for a c)(at?~ 38)
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tyrianduplicity:
loudmouthedlittleship replied to your post: loudmouthedlittleship replied to your post: your…
HAH, TRUE. OKAY
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU?
only IIf you joIIn the dark 2IIde of the fourth.
DOES IT HAVE COOKIES?
nomadicgunnman asked: [Yo YK, how would you react to a cherub being in your house? Because it's gonna be happening soon]
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
Karkat? Karkitty? I like that name, yes yes~
>You stare as they float the pieces over to the table, wagging your curled tail excitedly. You pick up a slice, ignoring how hot it is due to the fact that most of your hide is semi-composed of steel. You sniff at it and lick it slightly, only for your nose to crinkle as your tongue burns. Shaking your head wildly, you set the...
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Cutes in Suits
bassedcod:
>You furrow your brows and grin, looking at him with amused confusion.
…Did you just call me a table?
>You look up from your menu (even though you already know what you’re getting).
It’s French, I think. I’m not that good at French, sadly enough.
>Eventually, the waiter comes around, and you place your orders. Sigh, okay. Time to fucking go. You take a deep breath, and...
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A SMALL PSA.
HEY GUNZILLA, IF NOMAD DIDN’T ALLOW YOU TO POST THAT PICTURE OF HIM, YOU BETTER HOPE SHARKIRA AND HIS DOOM BROOM REACH YOU BEFORE I DO.
ON A MILDLY UNRELATED NOTE, WHERE EVEN IS NOMAD? IF HE HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING MAYBE I COULD SPEAK TO HIM IN ALTERNIAN, THAT MIGHT HELP.
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SEND HELP THERE IS A STRANGE BLACK MONSTER NUZZLING THE ELECTRIC SOCKETS WHAT IS HAPPENING
I MAY AS WELL TURN ON THE ADAMS FAMILY SOUNDTRACK WHAT WITH THE EVERYONE AT THE HIVE RIGHT NOW, JESUS.
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bassedcod:
loudmouthedlittleship:
bassedcod:
Ayo Cuttles, c’mon over here. All of a sudden, I’ve got a mighty need for some snugglin’.
YOU RANG? >You shuffle on, a blanket over your shoulders and your hair tousled from sleep. It has dancing crabs with tophats on it.
>You smile when you see him, and pat the empty piece of bed besides you. Your tail sticks out from under the...
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bassedcod:
Ayo Cuttles, c’mon over here. All of a sudden, I’ve got a mighty need for some snugglin’.
YOU RANG? >You shuffle on, a blanket over your shoulders and your hair tousled from sleep. It has dancing crabs with tophats on it.
April 2013
45 posts
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Cutes in Suits
bassedcod:
>You laugh pretty hard at that, feeling a bit of a flush spread across your face for no particular reason.
No, actually, It means something more along the lines of “my eternal love”. I think that’s a little better than spaghetti or desk table, don’t you?
>You purr happily, and smooch his cheek. Was it…was it really that apparent that you were nervous? As you sit down, you...
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
>You stare at the horned grey thing with giant, buggy blue eyes. Soon you are standing upon the counter, striped tail swishing behind you as you lick your own face with the suction pad at its end. You have no fucking clue what a pizza is either, you are literally a gun-chameleon child, anthropomorphized.
Hello hello hello, I am Genie, yes! Who are you? What is a pizza can I...
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thothstribunal:
loudmouthedlittleship:
I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, JESUS FUCK. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
OH DEAR. LIKEWISE, BUT SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
im dave birdkid extraordinaire
ive been trying to work up a title what do you think of that one
nah not really i mean dirk just talks about you so much that weve reached the point where im like jesus fucking christ will you just show us the kid...
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
tabbycatgoddess:
loudmouthedlittleship:
DOES ANYONE WANT FOOD, AND IF SO, WHAT?
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
NAH, JUST KIDDING, BOTHER ME ANY TIME, I DON’T HAVE MUCH GOING ON.
milk pls
milk milk milk milk
OH MY GOD.
YES, WE HAVE MILK, HOLD ON, IT’S IN THE FRIDGE.
…CAN I PET YOUR EARS/
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
>You pet his hair, ubububububub.
OF COURSE NO.
>You laugh, and nod.
HELL YEAH I AM! ALTHOUGH, THIS ISN’T REALLY MAGIC, IT’S A SORT OF AN INBORN GIFT. THEY’RE CALLED PSIONICS, AND PEOPLE WITH MY BLOOD HAVE THEM AND CAN DO ALL THIS SHIT.
>The pizza is in the microwave now. Ding!
>You kick your feet slightly, smiling up at him.
Oh? It is...
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thothstribunal:
loudmouthedlittleship said: MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS. I’M DIRK’S…UH, BOYFRIEND, YEAH. YOU’RE HIS SIBLING, RIGHT?
yeah thats me
god siblings you know how it is
so youre the infamous boyfriend huh
ive been interested in meeting you
I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, JESUS FUCK. WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
OH DEAR. LIKEWISE, BUT SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
>You swiftly cling close to him as you are held, nuzzling your face into his shoulder. You are the cutest shota, it is you.
I-Is that a bad thing?
>You gasp as he begins floating, your icy blue eyes going wide with amazement. You’re flying! Glancing around, you notice the box floating, and you watch it.
A-are you doing this!? This is amazing! You are very good at magic,...
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tabbycatgoddess:
loudmouthedlittleship:
psssssSSSSSSSSSSSSST cursetrapped dave
yr asks arent enabled
(roses werent either last time i looked ugh what poops)
why this
all i wanna do is be like HEY FUCKERS WELCOME TO MY HOUSE but i cant
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psssssSSSSSSSSSSSSST cursetrapped dave
yr asks arent enabled
CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
HEH, THANKS.
>What a darling.
HEY, CAN I PICK YOU UP?
AND PIZZA IS…WELL IT’S AN OVEN-BAKED, FLAT, ROUND BREAD TYPICALLY TOPPED WITH A TOMATO SAUCE, CHEESE AND VARIOUS OTHER TOPPINGS.
>tHIS IS HOW ALTERNIANS SAY PIZZA.
>You look up at him and nod slightly, reaching up towards him.
Yes sir! I do not mind.
>You don’t fully grasp...
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
>You shift on your feet, tugging at your turtle kigurumi. You see his strange teeth and try smiling back harder at him, showing your crooked teeth, some missing in spots.
Y-you are very nice, Mr. Karkat. I am very thankful to be here.
>You blush ever so slightly at everyone’s kindness. Quietly, you press your knuckles to your lips, musing in slight confusion.
I… I do...
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
>You shudder as he pets your tangled, blond hair. You rub your eyes with the back of your hand, snorting the snot dripping from your nose.
I-I am sorry Mr. Karkat… I wish t-that you did not have to go through s-such things… B-but you are away from it now, i-is that not true? T-things must be better now, yes? You are with such nice people…
>You back up and touch his hands...
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
>Your shoulders raise as you shy away a bit, looking down and away. Bony knees knocking together slightly, you try to look back up at him, noticing that he’s almost as thin as you are.
I-I… If it is okay, Mr. Karkat…
>You pause as a thought passes through your mind. Suddenly, you wobble forwards and hug him, hiding your face in his shoulder.
M-Mr. Karkat… Were you l-like...
bassedcod asked: [PM] Easy. For once, all she wants is what she can't have, and no amount of prestige or wealth or power will make me love her back. Unrequited love is like a really unskilled knife thrower at a circus. Every word I say hurts horribly. Think Eponine and Marius from Les Mis.
bassedcod asked: [PM] Dunno. Long enough for me to break her heart multiple times over.
bassedcod asked: [PM] Like a charm, darlin'. Like a charm. (Which, consequentially, is exactly what it was.)
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goodnight[
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
nomadicgunnman:
loudmouthedlittleship:
DOES ANYONE WANT FOOD, AND IF SO, WHAT?
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
NAH, JUST KIDDING, BOTHER ME ANY TIME, I DON’T HAVE MUCH GOING ON.
F-food?…
>You fidget, very intimidated by this loud grey creature.
M-master never gave me much food… I do not want to b-be bothersome, sir…
>Did you hear that noise? >That’s the noise of...
bassedcod asked: [PM] Laughs because I was actually attempting to make Condy flustered because I am a gigantic douchebag and it's fun to mess with people. I wouldn't put my dick within a ten-meter radius of her, thx.
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Cutes in Suits
bassedcod:
>You grin back, and think that maybe, just maybe, you’ve got no reason to worry. No, you know you don’t, but you’re still nervous. What if he doesn’t want it? What if he…no. No. Time to stop worrying and enjoy the moment.
I believe we shall, mo shíorghrá.
>You grip his hand, and walk into the restaurant with him. You check your reservations with the dude at the front, and he...
Anonymous asked: Are you aware that Dirk was hitting on someone else not too long ago, and they almost had sex? Sex of a decidedly flushed flavor? How does that make you feel?
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tabbycatgoddess:
loudmouthedlittleship:
HI, I—
>You facepalm with both your hands.
MY NAME IS KARKAT, DIRK JUST CALLS ME THAT AS A NICKNAME.
HI ROXY. HOW ARE YOU? >Offer a handshake?
==> You giggle a little bit and take his hand.
nice ta meet kk u im doin p good
so u guys live here 2gether huh
>You stop facepalming and smile at her.
YEAH, SORT OF. IT’S KINDA...
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grimdarkgoddess started following you
ARE YOU DIRK’S SISTER?
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CALLING ALL DEITIES, LITTLE KIDS, AND GUNLIZARDS
DOES ANYONE WANT FOOD, AND IF SO, WHAT?
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
NAH, JUST KIDDING, BOTHER ME ANY TIME, I DON’T HAVE MUCH GOING ON.
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shopping for good bras is hard
shopping for bras that fit is a nightmare
after an hour the lady selling them basically said ‘wear a binder if you want to do sports or if you want a sports bra theres no helping you they cant be tamed’
yes but
i cant find a proper sports bra to hold my boobs, what makes you think i can find a binder???
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tabbycatgoddess:
loudmouthedlittleship replied to your post: -salsipotentSelachian [SS] sent “coords.txt”- I’m…
>WAVE AWKWARDLY?<HI.
hello
im roxy
im guessing ur uh
==> Take out your phone and look at previous message.
“cuttles?”
HI, I—
>You facepalm with both your hands.
MY NAME IS KARKAT, DIRK JUST CALLS ME THAT AS A NICKNAME.
HI ROXY. HOW ARE YOU? >Offer a...
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