bassedcod:

Mmh, yeah, they really do get themselves into some shit, don’t they?

>You smile as he kisses you, purring like a big stupid cat.

That’s certainly good. Wouldn’t want to be sleeping on the floor or in the bathtub for the rest of the month, huh?

>You pull him even closer to you, glad that he’d even want to be close to you, considering all the shit that’s happened.

YEAH.

>You laugh, chrrrring

>Since you’re that close to him, you kiss at his chest, his collarbone, his scars, his everything, everything you can reach.

WHY IS THERE SNAKE EVERYWHERE.

I MEAN.

I’M NOT EVEN SURPRISED AT THIS POINT.

BUT WHY.

bassedcod:

Well, Nomad’s been magiced into a troll, and he’s quite a bit feral. I made a fort for him on the couch so he’d at least have a makeshift cave to hide in.

>You smile and purr gently, nuzzling up against him and pressing a small kiss to his cheek. 

Guess I’m just gonna have to bunk with you for a while.

>You throw the blue fleece blanket over his legs, and scoot closer to him. You love just being close to him, and you’ll definitely take every chance you can to snuggle.

OH MY GOD. THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN WITH THOSE TWO, I SWEAR.

>You kiss down his jawline.

WELL, I CERTAINLY WONT MIND~

>You chrrrr as you nuzzle into the crook of his neck. You missed cuddling, to be honest.

nomadicgunnman:

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[Got the trolls done!]

sHRIEKS????

A SMALL PSA.

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

CONSTANTLY HEAPING BAD SITUATIONS ON SOMEONE WHO HAS SURVIVED BAD SITUATIONS IS IN NO WAY A MEASURE OF HELPING AT ALL!! IT WON’T TOUGHEN HIM UP, ASSHAT, IT’LL ONLY UPSET HIM!

CAN HE SPEAK?

Tch… Fine, I’ll talk to him.

Somewhat. It’s really broken english, though. And he hasn’t tried typing yet.

GOOD.

IS HE AT LEAST NOT IN PAIN ANYMORE?

[making presentations is suffering

having no material in the language in which you are making said presentation and so having to translate all the things and the scientific terms from a completely third language is also suffering]

A SMALL PSA.

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

RUN.

OR DELETE THE POST BEFORE THE POOR DEAR GETS A HEART ATTACK, EITHER WAY.

HOW IS HE DOING?

Mmm…. nah. It’ll toughen him up. He’s been through worse.

He’s doing ok I suppose. His horns have stopped bleeding, which is good. And he’s calmed down considerably.

CONSTANTLY HEAPING BAD SITUATIONS ON SOMEONE WHO HAS SURVIVED BAD SITUATIONS IS IN NO WAY A MEASURE OF HELPING AT ALL!! IT WON’T TOUGHEN HIM UP, ASSHAT, IT’LL ONLY UPSET HIM!

CAN HE SPEAK?

i just wrote ‘sharks sometimes have an entourage’ in a hella srs context for school

help me god

A SMALL PSA.

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

WELL?


HE ALSO APPARENTLY HAS A TAIL, UNLIKE ME, WHICH IS WEIRD.

HOW SPECIFIC IS THE ANON?

Um…….

Yeah, I thought that was bizarre too. Not unexpected that he’s a freak, but still odd.

Just says troll, something about alternian culture imprinting but nothing else. He might know if that’s the case.

RUN.

OR DELETE THE POST BEFORE THE POOR DEAR GETS A HEART ATTACK, EITHER WAY.

HOW IS HE DOING?

A SMALL PSA.

nomadicgunnman:

loudmouthedlittleship:

HEY GUNZILLA, IF NOMAD DIDN’T ALLOW YOU TO POST THAT PICTURE OF HIM, YOU BETTER HOPE SHARKIRA AND HIS DOOM BROOM REACH YOU BEFORE I DO.

ON A MILDLY UNRELATED NOTE, WHERE EVEN IS NOMAD? IF HE HAS TROUBLE SPEAKING MAYBE I COULD SPEAK TO HIM IN ALTERNIAN, THAT MIGHT HELP.

Er… Well…

He’s with me. I didn’t even think about native languages, but who knows if he even could speak it since he’s not actually, well… native. Who knows, I’ll send him your direction after he’s been washed up~

WELL?


HE ALSO APPARENTLY HAS A TAIL, UNLIKE ME, WHICH IS WEIRD.

HOW SPECIFIC IS THE ANON?